BRYN MAWR COLLEGE, BRYN MAWR, PENNSYLVANIA, USA
I look up Mom’s posters
And see my dream cities–
Roma and Paris.
Which of these two is the true city of love?
Maybe Roma, cuz backwards it’s Amor
Suddenly 6:10 p.m. snaps me out of it.
I’ve got to catch dinner,
but the Hot Wall tempts me.
Sexy is just a naked bod, right?
Then why is the hottest pic
Just two people snogging?
The true definition of EROS
I wish I could be like them
though I’d feel very sore
I never even looked at a boy
So why have I devolved from adult
to hormonal Looney Tune?
right before I enter the cafeteria, I am repulsed by the sight of
Haffner is strangely lacking today
My bod ain’t satisfied.
I may go to town,
Fuji Mountain’s soft white nipple beckons me so.
So do the star-crossed at Starbucks!
I would go to the Lusty Cup
But there is nothing lusty about it.
Just like Haffner.